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Sep. 4th, 2007 03:34 pm
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Tally it up and title it, "My Bar Tab is ____(fill in the blank)"

My Bar Tab Is $355. Whew... that's a lot.

Smoked pot -- $10>
Did acid -- $5>
Ever had sex at church -- $25>
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-->$40>
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25>
Had sex for money -- $100>
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20>
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10>
Beat up someone $20>
Been jumped -- $10>
Crossed dressed -- $10>
Given money to stripper -->$25>
Been in love with a stripper -- $20>
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10>
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15>
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work whilestill drunk -- $50>
Used toys while having sex -- $30>
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20>
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20>
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10>
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20>
Cheated on your significant other -- $10>
Masturbated -- $10>
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend>--$20>
Done oral -- $5>
Got oral -- $5>
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25>
Stole something -- $10>
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25>
Made a nasty home video -- $15>
Had a threesome -- $50>
Had sex in the wild -- $20>
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25>
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20>
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20>
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25>
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50>
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25>
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15>
Been arrested -- $5>
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5>
Done something you regret -- >$20>
Had sex with your best friend -- $20>
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25>
Had anal sex -- $80>
Lied to your mate -- $5>
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25>

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

Date: 2007-09-04 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aesiron.livejournal.com
$260. You're more debauched than me.

Date: 2007-09-04 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
This is one the funnier purity tests :)

Date: 2007-09-04 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warlordkittens.livejournal.com
$345. how the fuck did that happen?

Date: 2007-09-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
More debauched than thou!

Date: 2007-09-04 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
It all depends which $10 it was *waggles eyebrows*.

Date: 2007-09-04 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antongarou.livejournal.com
My tab is either 70$ or 50$, depending on how "drunk" one needs to be to to be considered "driving drunk".What can I say, I'm thrifty sort, all my money goes toward books and comics:)

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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