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[eumelia]

Tally it up and title it, "My Bar Tab is ____(fill in the blank)"

My Bar Tab Is $355. Whew... that's a lot.

Smoked pot -- $10>
Did acid -- $5>
Ever had sex at church -- $25>
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-->$40>
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25>
Had sex for money -- $100>
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20>
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10>
Beat up someone $20>
Been jumped -- $10>
Crossed dressed -- $10>
Given money to stripper -->$25>
Been in love with a stripper -- $20>
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10>
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15>
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work whilestill drunk -- $50>
Used toys while having sex -- $30>
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20>
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20>
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10>
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20>
Cheated on your significant other -- $10>
Masturbated -- $10>
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend>--$20>
Done oral -- $5>
Got oral -- $5>
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25>
Stole something -- $10>
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25>
Made a nasty home video -- $15>
Had a threesome -- $50>
Had sex in the wild -- $20>
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25>
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20>
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20>
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25>
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50>
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25>
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15>
Been arrested -- $5>
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5>
Done something you regret -- >$20>
Had sex with your best friend -- $20>
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25>
Had anal sex -- $80>
Lied to your mate -- $5>
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25>

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.