Straw, Camel and Back
Oct. 29th, 2008 03:22 pmUn-Fucking-Believable!
This house is a hub of technological dysfunction.
Or maybe there's just something about Mel.
Over the months of anticipation for the Iron Man DVD, I've been watching other movies and series on the home teevee and DVD machine.
Guess.
No really.
Try and guess what happened when I began to watch this oh so anticipated movie.
Yes.
That's right.
The signal between the DVD machine and the fucking teevee was lost.
Lost.
No signal.
No picture.
No Tony Fucking Stark in a Shiny Metal Jacket!
The Universe hates me.
Hates me!!!!!
Aaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The frustration is killing me!
First Frida, then the home network (which is fixed thank you new telephone wire) and now the fucking DVD decides to fucking malfunction - even though it's actually the teevee that decided that Iron Man and the special features within are not for Mel's consumption.
Dude!
What! The! Fuck!
Forget about the Universe hating me.
I hate this bloody Universe!
Please not that this is all in reference to the past half hour. The Universe and the World are filled with Many Good Things unrelated to seeing Robert Downey Junior don an exo-suit and flying around to the sound of heavy metal music.
Which I currently cannot do.
This house is a hub of technological dysfunction.
Or maybe there's just something about Mel.
Over the months of anticipation for the Iron Man DVD, I've been watching other movies and series on the home teevee and DVD machine.
Guess.
No really.
Try and guess what happened when I began to watch this oh so anticipated movie.
Yes.
That's right.
The signal between the DVD machine and the fucking teevee was lost.
Lost.
No signal.
No picture.
No Tony Fucking Stark in a Shiny Metal Jacket!
The Universe hates me.
Hates me!!!!!
Aaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The frustration is killing me!
First Frida, then the home network (which is fixed thank you new telephone wire) and now the fucking DVD decides to fucking malfunction - even though it's actually the teevee that decided that Iron Man and the special features within are not for Mel's consumption.
Dude!
What! The! Fuck!
Forget about the Universe hating me.
I hate this bloody Universe!
Please not that this is all in reference to the past half hour. The Universe and the World are filled with Many Good Things unrelated to seeing Robert Downey Junior don an exo-suit and flying around to the sound of heavy metal music.
Which I currently cannot do.