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So I just got back from my weekly meet up of friends, home made pizza and "True Blood" and I'm wondering.

Wondering, why is the same-sex stuff so mild, compared to the opposite-sex stuff.

I mean, Russell and Talbot have been together for 700 years, I've yet to see them even peck, and don't tell me there's modesty there.

Lafayette and Jesus were like two virgins fumbling in the car. I asked my buddy K, "Why are they stalling?" and he gave me the same baffled look I had.

Eric's flirting with the royal couple is really funny. Hilarious even, especially because his smile is creepy and demented and doesn't reach his eyes.

And still, we've seen a shit-load of innuendo, an erotic dream that was based on puns ("The water is hard in Arkansas". *cringe*, but still hot).

In this same episode we see Cooter and Debbie making out with blood all over them, that kid's ass as he was fucking his girlfriend, Tara and Frank had a vicious scene - OMG! Tara is my freakin' hero! She's so awesome!
And of course, Sookie and Bill, the it couple.
Fuck, Lorena is insane! Not that I felt too bad for Bill (I'm not fond of the duplicitous tool that he is)
Regardless, I'm seeing a whole lot of toning down queer sexuality or making it about the laughs, than I like.

Though Lafayette and Jesus fighting off those homophobic assholes hicks was golden.

Don't go away Jesus!

All in all, it was a great ep. Tara bashing Frank's head in, fucking great! Eric flirting with Talbot and Russell, priceless! Arleen and Jessica, so cute!

Oh and of course, Lorena's immortal line to Sookie:
"I'm going to rip out your ribcage and wear it as a hat"1
Which I, dear friends, quoted along with her. Dude, Buffy. Buffy!!!! On my "True Blood"!!!!!!
*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Footnotes
1) Originially said by Buffy to Whistler in Season 2 Episode 22 "Becoming, Part 2". It is a line that has been with me since I first saw more than ten years ago. I scared my friends this evening my squealing so hard when Lorena said it. It was awesome.
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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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