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First of all, Parker in a mash-up of Bjork and Lady Gaga?
Pure, unadulterated genius!!!!! This is the stuff television mythology is made of.
"I don't think I'm weird enough"

Oh, the LOLZ we shared with Nate!

As I've mentioned before regarding "Leverage", Eliot is my favourite character. Definitively knowing that he was contracted by the US Government (whether it was via Military or Intelligence Agency - Black Ops for sure) gives me a happy feeling inside, because it totally explains why he's let his hair grow!

If you are military and a man then you do not grow your hair out into mane; it is against regulations, it can get you killed. How can it get you killed? Well, when you sweat it will pour into your eyes if it isn't tied back properly (which Eliot rarely does), it is far too easy to grab and pull (something that I haven't noticed done to Eliot yet, but I live in hope... Shut up!.

Not to mention, it is a very big "Fuck You" to military regulations. You cannot be a soldier with long hair - a mercenary, sure, soldier-of-fortune, shouldn't be a problem - a uniform wearing, dog-tag keeping, M-16 carrying soldier?
Not to much.

Eliot hates the military. Because you see, while he broke a promise to Aimee ("The Two-Horse Job" back in season one, who is clearly the woman he was in love with) and was required to keep a promise to the United States Government, I'm pretty sure they didn't keep their promise, whatever it was, to him.
Hence liberating Croatia (which would have happened at some point between 1991-1995, during which Eliot would have been in his early 20's - if we're going according to Christian Kane's age).

I'm really hoping for some more Eliot centric episodes, now that his photo has been exposed and there are three countries that have a price on his head (Myanmar! Eeeeep!). Any episode in which he both kicks ass and has kissy-face screen time is awesome! Seriously.

Also, the man has pipes. I remember seeing ten years ago on "Angel" singing and thought he was hawt.
Add the age and the long hair and the man fucking sizzles.

I still can't get over Parker though. You know I love Bjork for wearing that dress to the Oscars that year. I don't think she did it to be weird (as is suggested by the show and the world at large), but merely to be herself.

She has a very distinctive style.

And mashing it up with Lady Gaga's blonde and deliberately weird was just amazing, though again I think they were going more Bjork than Gaga, especially when Parker wanted water from an iceberg. What?

Hardison was hilarious and over the top as usual, the man just has to over act it doesn't he? The "skippidy"? Where did he think he was? Cartoon Memphis? And the white (hopefully faux) fur?! BWAHAHAHAHA! Aces, Hardison, absolute aces. Generally speaking Sophie wouldn't approve as she'd prefer not to be so memorable after the fact, but that just worked! The music industry is really filled with a bunch of eccentrics (putting it mildly), huh?

The fight in the recording room was brilliant! I love the improvisation ability Eliot has. Anything is a weapon. In my filthy mind, I think he has a knack for the Pervertible in the same manner. If anything is a weapon, anything is a sex toy!
...
I'll just... be over there.

What did y'all think?!

Date: 2010-07-19 08:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] silveradept
That was a fantastic episode - I was kind of hoping for Eliot Auto-Tuned, myself, just to see how that would work out, but I supposed that would have better suited Parker.

Oh, and furthermore, Eliot pounding on the window of the studio and then being tackled was the best gag in the episode.

Date: 2010-07-20 01:33 am (UTC)
silveradept: A kodama with a trombone. The trombone is playing music, even though it is held in a rest position (Default)
From: [personal profile] silveradept
Kane has really good comedic timing - quite the difference between him and the other role as a lawyer.

I was dying laughing at the Gaga-Bjork-Parker thing. I got the Lady Gaga, missed the Bjork, but I think I got enough of it to understand.

Date: 2010-07-22 03:26 pm (UTC)
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I was thinking Gaga until I saw the duck head on her "dress."

AND IT SQUEAKED!

Date: 2010-07-22 05:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] silveradept
Squeaky rubber duckies are the very best things ever. Especially when they can be used in such a great way. I wonder how much fun Beth had playing that role...

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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