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There is much to blog about, as much happened over the week and weekend, none of them particularly good.

Ah well, such is the state of the State.

As most of you know, Israel presents itself as a Homeland and Nation-State to the Jewish people, all well and good in principle I suppose.
A problem exists though in the notion that Israel has any say about how Jews relate to the State of Israel, or if they were to consider it a Homeland of any kind.
A 2000 year Diaspora is not so easily diminished by the fact that the State exists for 61 years or that the ideal of a Nation came about around the same time as all the others... it was a Spring, if I'm not mistaken.

Let it not be said that Israel doesn't share the arrogance of its neighbours when it comes to upholding what is the correct way for Jews to be Jews, and telling them so.

This week a new campaign targeting Diaspora Jews who have been lost to assimilation was launched.
As can be read in the article linked, the campaign is in aid of MASA, which is a partnership between the Jewish Agency and the Israeli Government that helps bring young Diaspora Jews to Israel for academic programs and things like that.

The propaganda machine of what goes on in programs such as MASA and Birthright aside, the new campaign is by far worse than any I've ever seen.
The video of the ad linked here or viewable right here:

I've translated the Hebrew for the benefit of my non-Hebrew speaking readers:
Over 50% of young Jewish people abroad, assimilate and are lost to us.

Do you know a young Jewish person abroad?

Call the MASA [link[ project and together, we'll stregthen their ties to Israel, ensuring that we do not lose them.

MASA, a year in Israel, a lifetime of love.


Now, the problem isn't the fact that this campaign exists, much to my annoyance, the problem is with the idea that Israel has basically created a campaign in which it calls people to tattle to this agency about Jewish people who aren't "Jewish" enough.
And when I say tattle, I mean that the number given in the ad isn't for curious Diaspora Jews to call and inquire, no-no, it is for us, Israeli Jews, to call that number and give the email, facebook, blog, phone-number of people we think are up to no good, like *gasp* not actually care or think about Israel that much, or *shock-horror-and-awe* date someone who isn't Jewish!

That's right! We, the true Children of Zion, must make sure our frivolous siblings in lands filled with temptation and free will and choice in how to be Jewish, know the true path of the Chosen People.

In the most fascist way possible.

Nothing says Homeland like Fatherland.

The ad, aimed at Israelis (hence the Hebrew) is supposed to invoke the feelings of sorrow and grief. The greyness and the music of flutes are themes found more often than not at our memorial ceremonies. Generally speaking, if there we are commemorating something of memorial it is going to be either for our Glorious Dead soldiers, or the victims of the Holocaust.

Israel needs the Diaspora.
It needs it mainly to have something to discount when it comes to Jewish identity.
As I said, the true Children of Zion (me), are the true Jews, all those others Out There, were not brave enough, strong enough in their Jewish conviction, or simply not truly Jewish, to come to Israel (Eretz Yisroel/Palestinah) and fight to create the state.
Or something ridiculous like that.

Surprise, Not all Jews appreciate this new campaign.
No! Really?! I'm so... unsurprised by this faux pas:
A day after mounting a scare-tactic campaign to prevent the assimilation of Diaspora Jews, the Prime Minister's Office and Jewish Agency received some 200 calls, most of them reporting names of Jews living abroad.

However, many callers also blasted the campaign - which describes assimilation as a "strategic national threat."
[...]
About 100 of the callers reported unmarried Jews aged 18-30 living in France, the United States and New Zealand. Callers also left their acquaintances' Facebook and Twitter names as well as email addresses so that MASA people could contact them.

The campaign also evoked many angry phone calls, some calling the campaign a "farce."

"Are we also supposed to report acquaintances who don't intend to have children?" one caller asked.

"We wanted to raise a public debate, even if it arouses argument and emotions," MASA's CEO Ayelet Shiloh-Tamir said Thursday.
Emphasis mine

A public debate.
Yeah, a-huh, right. Israelis, especially ad campaigns, always like "arousing argument and emotions" with the notion that this is what grabs attention and provokes response and any response, is a good response.
When utterly disregarding the fact that an ad campaign of this nature makes it legitimate to give out information about people who didn't give their consent to this, it's no longer "public debate".
It's the basic democratic idea that people can live their lives how they chose, so long as no harm comes to another person.

We're the only democracy... how? Exactly?

If you're interested, you should read No Silent Holocaust on IsraLeft.

Date: 2009-09-06 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nurint.livejournal.com
Wow, I must be a real traitor to find a non-Jew girlfriend without even living outside of Israel. Ah well, I guess it's a good thing I don't give a shit what a country where I can't even get married thinks about my choices in partners.

*sigh* remind me again why I live here?

Date: 2009-09-06 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esizzle.livejournal.com
to maintain a colonialist and apartheid state ?

Date: 2009-09-06 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nurint.livejournal.com
Ah, yes! Exactly! Thanks for reminding me :D

Date: 2009-09-06 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mao4269.livejournal.com
Because you love the strong sunlight?

Date: 2009-09-06 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
Unlikely due to the fact that she's a mite allergic to Sunlight.
Amirite?

Date: 2009-09-06 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mao4269.livejournal.com
Note to self: Work on effectively communicating sarcasm online.

Date: 2009-09-07 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nurint.livejournal.com
Sunlight? Is that the thing that happens when I'm asleep? :P

Date: 2009-09-06 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
I would say to reap the benefits of doing Miluim once in a while, but I think that might sound a bit unbelievable coming from me :P

I keep reminding myself that I'm one of the good ones and shouldn't leave just because I'm told I'm one of the bad ones.

Date: 2009-09-07 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nurint.livejournal.com
Just a bit :D (and wait, there are benefits to doing miluim? I really should stop being too lazy to communicate with bitu'ach leumi)

You really are one of the good ones. I shudder to think what this country would look like without people like you.

Date: 2009-09-06 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esizzle.livejournal.com
hahaha!
i am gonna call the 1-800 number and report all my jewish friends!! then maybe finally israel will accept me

:)

Date: 2009-09-06 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
Awwwww, that'd be awesome!

:)

Date: 2009-09-06 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] constintina.livejournal.com
Wow!

This campaign feels depressingly inevitable.

I was just writing about how, as far as I'm concerned, Brooklyn and the Lower East Side of Manhattan are my homeland, too.

Date: 2009-09-06 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
You are writing on the subject we discussed in your LJ, in the end?

Date: 2009-09-06 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] constintina.livejournal.com
kind of. I'm writing a goodbye post that touches on a lot of stuff about which I never ended up completing my posts .

Date: 2009-09-06 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayalanetzer.livejournal.com
I feel more or less the same about this.
Which just makes me want to escape from this country faster and marry a nice christian boy..

Date: 2009-09-06 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
There wouldn't be this panic, if Judaism wasn't in the hands of Chabad, the Haredim and the other crazies in this country.

Seriously, there are different ways to be a Jew that has nothing to do with Orthodoxy and it's not Israel's job to monitor how other people do it.

*sigh*

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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