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What [livejournal.com profile] suziecroft learned today in class


Feminists are ugly

Feminists are unmarried, and couldn't get married if they tried

Feminism has nothing useful to bring to the table, ever

Feminists are all insane, and should be locked up or shot for the good of society

MtF women are not "real women". Only "women-born-women" (their phrase, not mine) are.

Feminism only exists to air the grievances of bitter, twisted, old, ugly women who can't get laid

Feminists are all hypocrites who keep contradicting themselves and can't keep their story straight

Feminists don't tackle any real issues - they just make things worse

In fact, feminists create the issues they claim to be trying to stop

Anybody who uses the word "patriarchy" and is completely serious about it is a self-deluded idiot

Valerie Solanas is the root of all evil, because she shot that poor, misunderstood man Andy Warhol, who was clearly a victim of the Vast Feminist Conspiracy

The SCUM manifesto is Deadly Serious, and should never be read with your tongue planted firmly in your cheek*

Feminist concerns about reproductive technology (ie, cloning, artificial wombs, eugenics) are overblown and should be disregarded

All feminists who discuss matters regarding gender stereotypes and divisions are themselves being sexist because... actually, I wasn't paying attention during that part. Bad me.

Only women do women's studies courses. No men do, ever. Any males who do join a women's studies group/class want/have to "chop their cock off" - in order, one can only assume, to become women (Though as we discussed earlier, MtF women are not women. They are pretend women).

All feminist writers, thinkers and critics are bat-shit insane and should just be humoured for as long as it takes for them to STFU. The sooner they realize they're past their sell-by date and can be shipped off to the nearest remote island, the better.

*Others may disagree on this point. But I personally find it very hard to believe that, a very small minority aside, anybody other than opponents of straw-man!feminism takes the SCUM manifesto seriously


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January 2020

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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