What Feminism Isn't, meme
Jan. 23rd, 2006 11:07 pmWhat
suziecroft learned today in class
Feminists are ugly
Feminists are unmarried, and couldn't get married if they tried
Feminism has nothing useful to bring to the table, ever
Feminists are all insane, and should be locked up or shot for the good of society
MtF women are not "real women". Only "women-born-women" (their phrase, not mine) are.
Feminism only exists to air the grievances of bitter, twisted, old, ugly women who can't get laid
Feminists are all hypocrites who keep contradicting themselves and can't keep their story straight
Feminists don't tackle any real issues - they just make things worse
In fact, feminists create the issues they claim to be trying to stop
Anybody who uses the word "patriarchy" and is completely serious about it is a self-deluded idiot
Valerie Solanas is the root of all evil, because she shot that poor, misunderstood man Andy Warhol, who was clearly a victim of the Vast Feminist Conspiracy
The SCUM manifesto is Deadly Serious, and should never be read with your tongue planted firmly in your cheek*
Feminist concerns about reproductive technology (ie, cloning, artificial wombs, eugenics) are overblown and should be disregarded
All feminists who discuss matters regarding gender stereotypes and divisions are themselves being sexist because... actually, I wasn't paying attention during that part. Bad me.
Only women do women's studies courses. No men do, ever. Any males who do join a women's studies group/class want/have to "chop their cock off" - in order, one can only assume, to become women (Though as we discussed earlier, MtF women are not women. They are pretend women).
All feminist writers, thinkers and critics are bat-shit insane and should just be humoured for as long as it takes for them to STFU. The sooner they realize they're past their sell-by date and can be shipped off to the nearest remote island, the better.
*Others may disagree on this point. But I personally find it very hard to believe that, a very small minority aside, anybody other than opponents of straw-man!feminism takes the SCUM manifesto seriously
If you disagree with the stated above, spread the word and don't forget to credit
suziecroft
Feminists are ugly
Feminists are unmarried, and couldn't get married if they tried
Feminism has nothing useful to bring to the table, ever
Feminists are all insane, and should be locked up or shot for the good of society
MtF women are not "real women". Only "women-born-women" (their phrase, not mine) are.
Feminism only exists to air the grievances of bitter, twisted, old, ugly women who can't get laid
Feminists are all hypocrites who keep contradicting themselves and can't keep their story straight
Feminists don't tackle any real issues - they just make things worse
In fact, feminists create the issues they claim to be trying to stop
Anybody who uses the word "patriarchy" and is completely serious about it is a self-deluded idiot
Valerie Solanas is the root of all evil, because she shot that poor, misunderstood man Andy Warhol, who was clearly a victim of the Vast Feminist Conspiracy
The SCUM manifesto is Deadly Serious, and should never be read with your tongue planted firmly in your cheek*
Feminist concerns about reproductive technology (ie, cloning, artificial wombs, eugenics) are overblown and should be disregarded
All feminists who discuss matters regarding gender stereotypes and divisions are themselves being sexist because... actually, I wasn't paying attention during that part. Bad me.
Only women do women's studies courses. No men do, ever. Any males who do join a women's studies group/class want/have to "chop their cock off" - in order, one can only assume, to become women (Though as we discussed earlier, MtF women are not women. They are pretend women).
All feminist writers, thinkers and critics are bat-shit insane and should just be humoured for as long as it takes for them to STFU. The sooner they realize they're past their sell-by date and can be shipped off to the nearest remote island, the better.
*Others may disagree on this point. But I personally find it very hard to believe that, a very small minority aside, anybody other than opponents of straw-man!feminism takes the SCUM manifesto seriously
If you disagree with the stated above, spread the word and don't forget to credit