Marry, Shag and Cliff

[eumelia]

So, who would you Marry, Shag or Throw off a cliff?

I was given the choice of three lovely red heads from st_aurafina.


Ginny Weasley for the Cliffing

While very cute and feisty, she's far too much like her mother to be attractive to me. Also, she really needs to get over the whole "I'm the only girl and therefore special" thing.
Not very attractive in my mind.
Fic!Ginny, like most HP character, is better than Canon!Ginny, imo.

Jean Grey for the Shagging

Jean is hot.
She's telekinetic and you just know she's got the power to make you float.
She's incredibly original and intelligent and a mind that just doesn't stop working. Not to mention she's a Goddess incarnate.
Oh yeah.
Totally shaggable.

Pepper Potts for the Marrying kind

Most often, you get to shag who you're married to, so no worries there!
She's super organised and would make sure that I actually manage to get my day together, I think that I'd manage to get her to loosen up and I really don't mind messaging her feet after a long day in the office wearing those oh-so sexy Louboutins.


Wanna play?

Comments

[tamara-russo.livejournal.com]

How do you play? I wanna play!!!!!! :)

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Hehe :)

Gregory House, Sam Tyler and Hermione Granger!

[whereisjoy.livejournal.com]

I totally wanna play! I have an obtainable-but-bad-idea crush I need to get over, so help me out here.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! I just met you! I dunno any of the things you like yet! Okay okay!
Let me thing...

Ah Ha! Christine Chapel, Zoe Washburn and Spock!

Did I get anything there that would even be remotely suitable for you?

[sadie-sabot.livejournal.com]

oooh I love this game, but my favorite version has to be when I was playing it with my very close and tight affinity group and our three choices were other political comrades. hehehe.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's hilarious!
Dude, do you want three? Though I have no idea who to give you as options, haha!

[sadie-sabot.livejournal.com]

yeah give me three! but remember, I watch almost no TV. So big stars or political figures are most likely to be people I'm familiar with...

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Ooookay... Cynthia McKinney, Jon Stewart and Rachel Maddow!

Good, eh?

[sadie-sabot.livejournal.com]

WOW.

good one!


in my verison of the game, you don't get to have sex with the one you marry. it's like marital bed death.

Hmmm. Rachel Maddow is so danged cute when she doesn't have her newscaster drag going on...but she's also incredibly smart and would be delightful to talk with after a long day or when things get weird on current events. Cynthia McKinney is rather cute and ferocious, but I don't ahve a sense of what kind fo kicking it company she'd be. Jon Stewart makes me laugh SO MUCH and I greatly respect what he does politically under all the laughs, but...he's a short funny guy. Not a good sex prospect and who wants fart jokes from your spouse all the time?

So, though it pains me greatly, Jon Stewart goes off the cliff *wipes tear*. Looking forward to a long interesting life with Rachel and a hot night with Cynthia!

[morin.livejournal.com]

Can I play here in the comments?
Also, Characters I know please! :)

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands* hehe, yes, in the comments is good!

The Doctor, Bruce Wayne, Haley Quinn!

[morin.livejournal.com]

Urgh, difficult!
The Doctor is emotionally incapable but sexy. Also, I'd never make it with all the running it takes to survive near him.
And Harley would make a mess of my life, but I would have liked to shag her at least once. Also, if she'd be willing to get therapy, perhaps marry.
I don't want to toss Batman off a cliff, but he's got gugets so he'll survive.

[arnavtul.livejournal.com]

how about me?
I watch close to no tv and few movies though :)

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Let me see, let me see... okay I hope you forgive the cliches :)

Simone De Beauvoir, Gayle Rubin and Michelle Obama!

[mizzpyx.livejournal.com]

Ooh, me, me! This game= fun :)

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm... okay!

Eddie Izzard, Martha Jones, Ianto Jones...

Those are hard, I dunno what I'd do personally :P

[mizzpyx.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm.

Martha Jones is going off the cliff. Sorry, but she annoyed me!

The other two are hard. However, it is assumed that I get to shag who I'm marrying, so...

I'm going to shag Eddie Izzard (woo!) and marry Ianto Jones. Because Ianto is both badass and sensible, as well as being so, so pretty. And also, I think it'd be cool to be married to someone who was shagging Captain Jack Harkness.

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

I've played already, but I agree with your choices here. Ginny will be okay, she can use all that Quidditch practice to land safely at the bottom of the cliff!

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Griffyndors always land on their asses :)

[st-aurafina.livejournal.com]

Jean seems to be the universal choice for shagging! I don't blame you in the least.

Oh, Pepper. I wanna marry her too! I would make her a packed lunch to fit in her slim-line briefcase!

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, Jean is too intense for more than a shag, because we know we'd go crazy by living with her 24/7.

[nurint.livejournal.com]

I wanna play!

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Hehe!
Death, Desire and Neil Gaiman :P

[nurint.livejournal.com]

Since I fancy Desire more than I fancy Death (who's a bit skinny for my liking), if it's just for a one night shag (which I estimate is about the longest one can have Desire before she drives you mad), she's the winner.
As for marriage/cliff, will marriage have to include any form of romantic intimacy?
- If so, then with all the pain involved, Neil will just have to go over the cliff, because no amount of excellent writing will turn me any less gay :P.
- If not, I'll take Neil for the marriage, and Death for the cliff (which I'm sure she'll survive).

[mao4269.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh! *raises hand *

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

My persoan; OT3 and maybe yours too...

Tosh Sato, Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones.

[mao4269.livejournal.com]

Marry Ianto. All three are intelligent, attractive, and empathetic, but he has the added advantages of being incredibly tidy and just generally on-top-of-it, having a great (if dry) sense of humor, and being able to dress me well.

Shag Tosh. Fabulous as she is, I don't think I could marry someone who's as much of a work-a-holic as she seems to be. Also, I kind of feel like as a wife she'd be more of a supporter rather than a partner...

And, while this may be cheating, Jack gets thrown off the cliff because he's the only one who won't be killed ;).