V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.
Justice: Good evening, V.
V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...
Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.
V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."
V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.
Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!
V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!
V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.
Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...
V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!
V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.
V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.
Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?
V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.
*KABOOM!*
-"V for Vendetta"
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Date: 2008-05-31 07:19 pm (UTC)I wonder why do cats like to stick their butts where humans can see it best. I mean... Wish's butt is so close to the camera, I can tell he's probably neutered (is he?)!
And that's the first time I see a picture of you =)
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Date: 2008-05-31 07:27 pm (UTC)The boy's going to be 12 in October, I don't think he remembers having balls anymore.
*preens* Aren't I the pweediest?
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Date: 2008-05-31 07:41 pm (UTC)And cheers for neutering cats! We just neutered a stray cat that comes by to our patio to eat once or twice a week or so. His name is Arak and this spring was tough on him - he started coming by perhaps in November or so and he was quite plump and nice and slick, healthy fur, looking really good for a stray. As time went by and the mating season went on, he lost a lot of weight, his fur became mangy, it looked like he's been fighting... So on Monday, when he showed up for breakfast, we got him in a carrier, called our clinic, and that evening brought back a ball-less Arak; we also paid for him to get his vaccinations. He came by for two meals the next day, but he's not talking to us right now =)
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Date: 2008-05-31 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-01 05:12 am (UTC)oy cats
Date: 2008-06-01 05:25 am (UTC)Re: oy cats
Date: 2008-06-01 11:33 am (UTC)Wish has taken to walking over Frida (the laptop) which is very irritating. I need to get that program that realizes an animal is typing and thus freeze the keyboard.
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Date: 2008-06-01 01:34 pm (UTC)Re: oy cats
Date: 2008-06-02 06:01 am (UTC)http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/07/27/object_lust10/index.html
I have nothing to do with the program, I just found it on google...