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Here are the characters to the questions y'all asked me:
#1 Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
#2 Batman/Bruce Wayne (DC Comics)
#3 Buffy Summers (BtVS)
#4 Nancy Botwin (Weeds)
#5 Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
#6 Josh Lyman (The West Wing)
#7 Tara Maclay (BtVS)
#8 Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
#9 Greg House (House MD)
#10 Lisa Cuddy (House MD)
#11 Superman/Clark Kent (DC Comics)
#12 James Wilson (House MD)
#13 Faith (BtVS)
#14 Wonder Woman/Princess Diana (DC Comics)
#15 Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

If Hermione, Tara, and Diana got in a fight, who would win? And who would take the worst beating?
Diana would win because she's the best warrior of them all. Hermione would probably cast a Protego around herself and Tara would probably invoke the Goddess for protection, but would end up being the most injured if Diana and Hermione wouldn't be able to protect her.

If Buffy and Clark had sex, who would be the bottom?
Clark would bottom.
No doubt.
Have you met Lois?!

Snape is really gay, isn't (s)he?
I personally think he swings both ways. All the goth, darkness, morose Poe types are Bi ;)

If Josh, Tara and Luna lived in the same apartment, who'd do the cooking, cleaning and take out the trash?
Tara would cook some veganny yumness, Luna would clean - with the wand and everything and Josh would be left with the trash because he can't cook and he doesn't clean.

Also - who'd steal Buffy's knickers, House or Faith?
Both and then they'd have a wild monkey threesome in which they all tear off each others' knickers.

And what's Dexter's favorite book?
American Psycho.

Cuddy walked in on Nancy and Bruce. What did s/he catch them doing, and how did all three react to it?
Bruce travels to Agrestic for some RnR and to buy some Hash from Nancy. He and Nancy are sitting in her living room, sharing a joint when Cuddy walks in and asks if he has a prescription for that weed. Nancy and Bruce lure Cuddy, successfully, into their high.

If Diana knocked up Josh, how would they raise the kid?
OMG! Um, well... the mechanics would be complicated... but I suppose they'd raise the child a Jewish Feminist and she'd be the next Gloria Steinem.

What were the first three thoughts that ran through Hermione's head when they saw Bruce for the first time?
#1 OMG! Giant BAT!
#2 OMG! Batman *squee*
#3 Harry and Ron will never believe this... well Harry won't, I don't think Ron known about Batman, I really should get some more graphic novels for him to read, so that he can see that Muggle comics are just as creative if not more than Magical comics.

If Snape had to choose between saving Tara or Dexter's life, who would they choose?
At first I thought this would be toughy, but he'd save Tara, because while Snape isn't actually morally ambiguous and doesn't believe that the "greater good" that Dexter that happens to come out of Dexter's actions don't excuse the murders that he commits... out of choice!

How would Faith, Hermione and House work as lovers?
Quite easily I think ;)
Faith and House are both volatile, what with their wild side and all, Hermione would be a good stabilizer for the relationship, prevent them from burning each other and taking the *ahem* heat. When needed.
And of course two lovers... Haza!

What would you do if you met Tara?
I'd be, "you are so beautiful... would you like a soy-milk cappuccino?" and ask her "Have you read Starhawk's latest book" and then "So... do you practice Skyclad" *wiggles eyebrows*

How would Wilson and Josh team up to save the world, superhero style?
Superhero style?! Ha! They'd quit politics/medicine, go to Hollywood, open a production company that will buy Warner Brothers and Marvel and make Superhero movies and thus providing youth with fantastic role models so that they may go and save the world.

Date: 2008-03-19 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roga.livejournal.com
Gotta admit I live the last one best. Josh and Wilson saving the world? I'd buy that book :-)

Date: 2008-03-28 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nurint.livejournal.com
Now Cuddy would be amusing high :)

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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