Jewno

Mar. 15th, 2008 09:56 pm
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If you've seen Juno you'll be amused.
If you've seen Juno AND you're Jewish/are well versed in Jewish culture, you might not want to drink anything while watching this.
If you haven't seen Juno this may contain spoilers to the very general plot of the movie

Enjoy!



Hat tip to [livejournal.com profile] qilora who linked to it.

Date: 2008-03-15 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifeofresearch.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I saw Juno and this was very creative and funny.

Date: 2008-03-15 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roga.livejournal.com
Ha! This was hilarious :-) Was that the same actor who played the dad in the movie?

Date: 2008-03-15 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
Yes it is JK Simmons :)

Date: 2008-03-15 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qilora.livejournal.com
I KNOW I WONDERED THE SAME THING!!!

i *love* him haha ;-)


(oh, sorry i went into all-caps scream mode) :-P

Date: 2008-03-15 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalaam.livejournal.com
Hahah this was great.

Date: 2008-03-15 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justin-angel.livejournal.com
LOL, this is SO funny.
You're saying this is an actual full length movie?

First Eddie Izzard and now this. Your LJ is getting to be a very upbeat and quite hilarious place.

BTW, I spent a whole day watching Eddie Izzard and not working because of you. bad you. bad.
:)

Date: 2008-03-16 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Camp Shiputzim! Ah hahahah!

No, I haven't seen the movie.

Date: 2008-03-16 07:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
what a cute boy.

Date: 2008-03-17 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedthistwice.livejournal.com
Hah, this is great :]

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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