Harry Potter Meme
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eumeliaIt's just mene after meme with ain't it?
But how can I resist fandom memes, I ask? They're too much fun!
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1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters (any of them... could be the Muggle Prime Minister or the gerbil...)
2. Click on the cut below to read the questions and answers
#1 Hermione Granger
#2 Luna Lovegood
#3 Minerva McGonegal
#4 Tonks
#5 Neville Longbottom
#6 Remus Lupin
#7 Severus Snape
#8 Lucius Malfoy
#9 Eileen Prince
#10 Harry Potter
#11 Emmaline Vance
#12 Kingsly Shackelbolt
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope, but it sounds intriguing.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think She'd be Hot if she weren't mooning after a man who was old, dangerous and Gay. Because she's a Dyke!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
My eyes would melt into the inside of my skull, that's what!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, they were all either sad or bittersweet, probably like her life, or what her life would have been and stuff like that.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um... hard to say... they'd make a better couple than Four and Six... yeah, Luna could be a calming influence of Remus, plus you know werewolf, tabloid heaven :)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Definitely Five/Ten
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He's be momentarily non-plaused, say something snarky about statutory rape. Two would then look at Twelve and say calmly "Really... how exciting". Twelve would then say to Seven; "Want to make it even more... exciting".
Seven, obviously, can't resist the delectable combination of nubile teenage blonde girl and Nubian muscled Auror *evil grin*
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Three has a conversation with Three after the death of Dumbledore and they discuss the future.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I've only read one of those in my life and that was because Seven was involved.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I don't need to... it already exists - In from the Cold
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Plot-What-Plot?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
If they do, I don't know about it.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Don't think so.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Probably!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He'd grimace.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmmm, probably "On the Catwolk", you know "I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
The regular warning for a threesome, het and slash... that's not an unconventional threesome, I think. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that threesome exsited... three geeks all in bed together *grin*
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"You have, um, really, um, that's quite, err-"
"Really, you think so? That's very sweet"
But how can I resist fandom memes, I ask? They're too much fun!
Found this one at
harry_potter1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters (any of them... could be the Muggle Prime Minister or the gerbil...)
2. Click on the cut below to read the questions and answers
#1 Hermione Granger
#2 Luna Lovegood
#3 Minerva McGonegal
#4 Tonks
#5 Neville Longbottom
#6 Remus Lupin
#7 Severus Snape
#8 Lucius Malfoy
#9 Eileen Prince
#10 Harry Potter
#11 Emmaline Vance
#12 Kingsly Shackelbolt
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope, but it sounds intriguing.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think She'd be Hot if she weren't mooning after a man who was old, dangerous and Gay. Because she's a Dyke!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
My eyes would melt into the inside of my skull, that's what!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, they were all either sad or bittersweet, probably like her life, or what her life would have been and stuff like that.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um... hard to say... they'd make a better couple than Four and Six... yeah, Luna could be a calming influence of Remus, plus you know werewolf, tabloid heaven :)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Definitely Five/Ten
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He's be momentarily non-plaused, say something snarky about statutory rape. Two would then look at Twelve and say calmly "Really... how exciting". Twelve would then say to Seven; "Want to make it even more... exciting".
Seven, obviously, can't resist the delectable combination of nubile teenage blonde girl and Nubian muscled Auror *evil grin*
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Three has a conversation with Three after the death of Dumbledore and they discuss the future.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I've only read one of those in my life and that was because Seven was involved.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I don't need to... it already exists - In from the Cold
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Plot-What-Plot?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
If they do, I don't know about it.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Don't think so.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Probably!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He'd grimace.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmmm, probably "On the Catwolk", you know "I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
The regular warning for a threesome, het and slash... that's not an unconventional threesome, I think. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if that threesome exsited... three geeks all in bed together *grin*
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"You have, um, really, um, that's quite, err-"
"Really, you think so? That's very sweet"
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Date: 2007-12-13 09:41 am (UTC)Also, I once read/sort of still reading (it's a WiP that at best, updates every few months) a Buffy/HP crossover that has het Minerva (she's paired with Spike, of all things. He keeps calling her Minnie and she also refers to him as William. They're very cure together)
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Date: 2007-12-13 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-13 04:19 pm (UTC)Be warned, I wasn't kidding about it being updated every few months at best. But it is quite fun to read :)