Jul. 9th, 2008

Oh, It Hurts! Make It Stop!

Jul. 9th, 2008 01:08 am
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Okay, you know how when you go to a movie with no expectations you end up having a blast?
This did not happen this evening.

You don't mess with the Zohan is the worst movie I've never seen, because I left the movie about half an hour into it.

Friends... it was bad.
Beyond bad.
It was utter shit.

Luckily my friend and I snuck out and into The Incredible Hulk, which was much, much better, though compared to Iron Man it was a disappointment, but still, so much than Zohan which was the most offensive waste of reel I could never imagine: it was offensive to women, to Jews, to Arabs, to Israelis, to Palestinians, to New-Yorkers... to bloody humanity!

I'm boycotting Adam Sandler! I'm never going to see another movie he makes no matter what other actor/actress that I like is in it.

It was just... I dunno. I was covering my eyes from the horror most of the time and my friend suggested we leave, after a minute I practically ran out of there.

Do not see that movie.
Do not let give money to that machine of not just bad taste, but complete disregard to the most basic of decency between people.

I repeat: Do Not Go To That Movie!

The Hulk is way more worth your money.
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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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