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Your Score: Jude


You scored 47 shyness, 22 bitterness, 51 moral, and 29 eccentric!




Hey Jude! You are the average Joe/Jane, a decent person striving to make their place in the world. Full of hopes and dreams, but one of the things you want most is that special person to spend your life with. Don't despair if you can't seem to find them - you're a prize!

"And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder." - 'Hey Jude'




Link: The Beatles Song Character Test written by medical_cannoli on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test





Your Score: Cuteness Dabbler


You've got a 40% tolerance for the cute, cuddly, huggable, fluffy things in life.




So, you're generally in favour of cuteness, but you're not crazy about it. Fair enough, many people aren't. I'm guessing you don't mind babies, small children or animals, but you're probably not making a career out of it, and you won't be hosting an Animal Hospital-type show anytime soon.



Barney probably still makes you queasy (and if you have no idea who that is, lucky you). Again, totally understandable. Who wants to hear some lame song about people loving each other, anyway? Not you. Well, maybe love in more of an intimate, sexual, full-bodied sense, but certainly not with a man in a purple dinosaur suit. Aside from the weirdness factor, he's probably really immature in bed.



Maybe you're a parent and you've had to deal with the rough side of children enough to appreciate the cuteness, but also enough to know that cuteness comes at a cost and that children can sometimes be absolute monsters. Maybe you're just someone with a soft spot for children and animals, but a limit on how much you can take. I'm guessing you probably get some enjoyment out of the recent slew of animated movies (Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Ice Age et al) but you probably like them just as much for the adult-oriented jokes as for the cuteness factor. You probably liked children's shows as a kid, but there was still that part of you that wanted to watch what your parents were watching. I was the same, always wanted to watch Beverly Hills 90210 or The X-Files, but NO... I had to put up with bloody 7th Heaven. Bah.






Enjoyed this test? Why not do one of my others? They're better than this one, I promise.

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test - Give that gorgeous hair of yours a flip right now!

The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - Could you make a good celebrity? Drug habits help. Look at Robert Downey Jr.

The Scatterbrain Test - Is your head in the clouds? A good test to take if you operate heavy machinery.

The Homicidal Maniac Test - Got any skeletons in your closet? How about corpses?

The Verbal Obscenity Test - Ouch, my poor virgin ears!

The Underwear Personality Test - So, what underwear would suit your attitude?


"Is Your Boss Evil?" - the title kinda tells you what this one is.






Link: The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test written by runyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


This is fairly accurate, I must say I'm really surprised at this one.


That's all for now :)

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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