V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.
Justice: Good evening, V.
V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...
Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.
V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."
V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.
Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!
V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!
V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.
Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...
V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!
V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.
V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.
Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?
V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.
*KABOOM!*
-"V for Vendetta"
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Date: 2007-04-03 12:49 pm (UTC)All in all, a rocking song. And Alanis's version had me rolling on the floor, so thanks for sharing! :D
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Date: 2007-04-03 12:53 pm (UTC)I know, Alanis was hilarious!
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Date: 2007-04-03 01:07 pm (UTC)That said, it's a catchy tune and it grabs attention because of its theme, so it is very effective. I enjoy it when it comes on the radio, but it's a guilty pleasure.
I think Alanis did a great job with that song- I've always liked her.
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Date: 2007-04-03 01:22 pm (UTC)I don't feel she is getting true empowerment from her looks. Shes empowered by the feeling that men want her and with how far as she can manipulate them with her looks.
Heh, hope that made sense I am pretty tired. I love the Alanis parody too, thanks for posting it :).
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Date: 2007-04-03 07:34 pm (UTC)Look at Alanis's parody. I'm sure you all will agree that Alanis is one of the most feminist well-known artists today. And she took this controversial BEP song, and parodied it. But what exactly did she parody? She sings the *exact* same words, but she sings them in her style of singing. The only message that she sends that way is that her type of music doesn't match the black-up-beat-clubs music. Nothing in what she does actually weakens or criticizes the original lyrics. And as for the video-clip, all she does is make the pathetic men from the BEP clip appear even more pathetic, and abuses them even more than Fergie does (hits them instead of just taking their money). If anything, it seems like Alanis's version only works to clarify even more the parody intended in the original BEP song.
But, that's just my humble opinion. (though, I probably would have been sticking to it so hard if I didn't know other people, some of them women, that shared my opinion of the song)
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Date: 2007-04-03 04:32 pm (UTC)(Isn't he just the best hetro spouce ever?)
Anyway, there's still hope. Some guys got brains.
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Date: 2007-04-03 05:24 pm (UTC)I don't think there is any way to make beautiful body parts sound crude and unappealing more than using the terms "lumps" and "hump". Ew. To me, this song is about a woman buying into the ideal that she is only worth as much as her body. And we should all aspire to have lots of guys treating us nice and giving us ice.
No thanks.
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Date: 2007-04-03 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-03 07:19 pm (UTC)I don't like Fergie. I hate her song Fergilicious and I hate humps. Just in general, she makes shitty music. I can't get behind this Pussy Cat Dolls empowerment these celebraties all seem to be flocking to. Gross.
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Date: 2007-04-03 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
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