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These cats remind me of Wish (my cat) when he was younger, he's still psycho though;

My fave is when one of them pulled the baby's nappy and the baby fell on him.
I almost peed from laughter! I definitely cried.

feeling amused

( Rain )

( Creepy Dream )

( And the miscellaneous )

feeling calm
hearing Sarah McLachlan - Fear

Okay, I'm not American and I'm following the campaigns only peripherally.

But one of the blogs I read linked to this: The GOP Primary Field in Buffy Villains.

And OMG! So True!

I urge you all to read it if you're American and/or just a Whedonverse!fan of the Buffy persuasion.

feeling LOL
hearing Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Check out

blackchaps's Star Trek Plot Bunnies

I LOLd.

feeling amused

Star Trek:TOS fans will get a kick out of this:

feeling giggly and geeky

Call me morbid, but I find it hilarious that a mass prayer demo organised by Hamas took place at the same time that a mass prayer demo organised by Yesha, as well. Both against the Annapolis Summit.

It made me snort, laugh and point at my television screen and say "Look, finally, fundamentalist Jews and Muslims agree on something!"

Yes, I'm mocking, sue me.

*To any and all religious people who read this blog, no offense is meant by the title, only the mocking of stupid religious fundamentalists, who wouldn't know GDess if He/She/Whatever came and kicked them so rightfully in the ass... that's all I'm sayin'

feeling giggly and scornful

I'm watching "Fiddler On the Roof".

It's interesting seeing the Hollywood rendition of my ancestors.

Funny too.

"Yentl" was better if a whole lot less believable, though you never know, girls have been going around masquerading as boys since the the division of the sexes and vice versa of course.

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling chipper

Crikey, I wrote three posts the majority of my readership can't even read.
But no matter, I am now writing something else entirely.

I just thought I'd and tell (under a cut of course) off the top of my head who my (het and slash) OTP's (One True Pairings) are in various fandoms and OT3's (One True Threesoms :).

I'm just really excited about my holiday and feel like writing nonsense, bear with me.
( You can happily skip )
That's all for now. Tomorrow I'll write more about the subject.

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling amused
hearing Regina Spektor - Fidelity

Maddy Gaiman is with her father on the set of Hellboy 2. Where she got to hang with the Director Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth) and Doug Jones (whom I gushed over being the Silver Surfer).

*sigh* I want clout like that too.

I've already met Neil (yes, I can die happy), but Doug Jones... who was a Gentleman in Buffy and is recurring his most supreme role as Abe Sapian.

Ach, to be twelve and be exposed to all these amazing people.

Yes, I'm shallow, what of it?

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling amused
hearing Aimee Mann - Real Bad News

Batman at his best.

this is probably one of the best things I've ever seen on

scans_daily.

I laughed out loud.
Yes, I actually lol'd!
For along time.

Then again, it's most likely because I can really relate to Batman in this one.

Please, go read it and have a great day!

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling amused

Israeli-Palestinian Comedy tour

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling excited

And that means it's Towel Day (In Memory of Douglas Adams Z"L), take a towel wherever you go and be prepared for anything wherever you are.

It's also fictional holiday found in Terry Pratchett's excellent Discworld novel "Night Watch" when the Treacle Mine Road Uprising Memorial Day, where we fight for Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard Boiled Egg!
Wear a lilac... or just light purple.

feeling geeky
hearing Chumbawamba - I Get Knocked Down

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

In addition, the genocide in Darfur must be stopped.

וכמו כן, צריך לעצור את רצח העם בדרפור.

feeling amused
hearing The Smiths - How Soon is Now

The father of the baby that I'm currently taking care of has created a website called Yideoz which is like YouTube only with a Jewish theme.

Here's the text that came with the advertizing email:

Yideoz is the online Jewish community for uploading and sharing videos.
Our vision is to bring together the online world-wide Jewish community and
provide Jews everywhere with the opportunity to watch, share and schmooze
about all kinds of Jewish content videos. Share some scenes from your wild
Purim party! Wanna show off your latest stand-up? Has bubbe seen how big the
kids have gotten? Do you want to relive that simcha with all of your
friends? Would you like to promote your school's/organization's latest
video? Send someone a Vcard to wish them Mazal Tov! Tap into this great
network to advertise your event, broadcast your shiurim, even create you own
video resume.

With Yideoz you can do all that - plus create groups, start discussions,
make friends, and more - all in a moderated, safe environment.

http://www.yideoz.com

Have fun with it, I intend to.

feeling amused

Robbie sent me this link

Here's the body of the text for the link-phobic.
( Yet Another Conspiracy by Carol Hatfield )

It's pretty clever!

feeling amused

Went to the Irish Festival in Tel Aviv today as the venue to Shira's birthday party, it was very nice, we were a bunch of people sitting in the Cinemateque listening to the Reels and the Jigs and there were people drinking Murphy's all around. Personally, if I'm drinking stout, I prefer Guiness, but since I'm not much of a beer drinker and it being Festival time they were charging expensively so I stuck with the coffee.

After we had a little laugh we went out for lunch at a restaurants near by, unfortunately I didn't notice how slippery the marble floor was on the outside of the Cinemateque and as I went down the stairs small stairs of the entrance to the Cinema I had a real slapstick moment of falling on my ass abd then bouncing down the rest of stairs while I sat there in shock while my umbrella was still in my hand over my head.

I'm giggling as I write this... it was really funny :)

So while I could see that my friends were both worries and trying really hard not to laugh at the expense of my pain, I got up and my with a sore ass and back managed to start walking towards the restaurants and I promptly start giggling at the fact that I fell on my ass in the rain.

I'm really surprised that I laughed, because a few years ago I would have been really upset at falling and being laughed at, now it was like, hey it's just a case of something sad happening to me that would have been funny if it wasn't me, so why not laugh about the fact that I did something ridiculous.

We then went to have some Japanese food and we sat there for about four hours, GD so much talking and food.
And I'm probably meeting some of them later this evening.

All in all a very nice day, not to mention that all my from the old Desktop is now comfortably of Frida thanks to Robbie :)

feeling giggly

Oh, YouTube, thank you for being able to entertain me while my writer's in block!

Got this one from

mizzpyx.

hearing Nouvelle Vague - Too Drunk Too Fuck

Neil Gaiman found this and I'm spreading it around, watch it, agree and spread it around and if you want to sing in Finnish, just remember, even the Fins think their language is hard!

feeling ROTF LMAO
hearing The Helsinki Complaints Choir

It's the Treacle Mine Road Uprising Memorial Day!
Any of you who has read Night Watch by Terry Pratchett was there and knows that we must fight for Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard Boiled Egg.
Join me in Remembrance and wear a lilac.

See how they rise up!

feeling geeky

Vogon Poetry Generator

Melody's Vogon Poem
See, see the strong sky
Marvel at its big orange depths.
Tell me, Nurit do you
Wonder why the ardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel blah.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fklubt facial growth
That looks like
A mayonnaise.
What's more, it knows
Your barbiturates potting shed
Smells of olive.
Everything under the big strong sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm avocados.--

feeling silly
hearing vacumn cleaner!!!

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V and Justice

V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.

Justice: Good evening, V.

V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...

Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.

V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."

V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.

Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!

V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!

V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.

Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...

V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!

V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.

V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.

Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.

*KABOOM!*

-"V for Vendetta"

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Entries tagged with funny things

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