V: Ah, I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. I do not have a name. You can call me V. Madam Justice...this is V. V... this is Madam Justice. hello, Madam Justice.
Justice: Good evening, V.
V: There. Now we know each other. Actually, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking...
Justice: The poor boy has a crush on me...an adolescent fatuation.
V: I beg your pardon, Madam. It isn't like that at all. I've long admired you...albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a child. I'd say to my father, "Who is that lady?" And he'd say "That's Madam Justice." And I'd say "Isn't she pretty."
V: Please don't think it was merely physical. I know you're not that sort of girl. No, I loved you as a person. As an ideal.
Justice: What? V! For shame! You have betrayed me for some harlot, some vain and pouting hussy with painted lips and a knowing smile!
V: I, Madam? I beg to differ! It was your infidelity that drove me to her arms!
V: Ah-ha! That surprised you, didn't it? You thought I didn't know about your little fling. But I do. I know everything! Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I found out. You always did have an eye for a man in uniform.
Justice: Uniform? Why I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. It was always you, V. You were the only one...
V: Liar! Slut! Whore! Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots!
V: Well? Cat got your tongue? I though as much.
V: Very well. So you stand revealed at last. you are no longer my justice. You are his justice now. You have bedded another.
Justice: Sob! Choke! Wh-who is she, V? What is her name?
V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that justice is meaningless without freedom. She is honest. She makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So good bye, dear lady. I would be saddened by our parting even now, save that you are no longer the woman I once loved.
*KABOOM!*
-"V for Vendetta"
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Date: 2009-04-07 06:09 am (UTC)But I wouldn't buy the product, I don't shave my legs.
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Date: 2009-04-07 06:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 07:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 07:32 am (UTC)Oops!
Date: 2009-04-07 07:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 10:59 am (UTC)this video is a joke, right??
... right?
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:15 am (UTC)Dude! It's out of control down there.
Sheesh, the sheer nerve of advertisers is somethings else.
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 11:17 am (UTC)Ever.
Re: Oops!
Date: 2009-04-07 11:17 am (UTC)I do need to do some grooming though :)
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:18 am (UTC)Generally I try to avoid advertisements mostly. Especially ones aimed at women.
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:18 am (UTC)*sigh*
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:23 am (UTC)I think that's why I'm shocked at that sort of thing. I've created a bubble around me in order to avoid ads like that... or anything of that nature that isn't examined (by life)
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:23 am (UTC)Re: Oops!
Date: 2009-04-07 11:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(I'm guessing this is actually an internet video, rather than one aired on tv, though. With lyrics like "all there is that's left to see is "tulips" on the mound", it's pretty risque.)
Ew.
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Date: 2009-04-07 03:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-07 09:47 pm (UTC)...
it makes me lose faith in humanity. :|
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Date: 2009-04-08 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 11:06 am (UTC)I second your "Ew".
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Date: 2009-04-08 11:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 11:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 02:40 pm (UTC)It was very telling that they had the black girl be the most aggressive and have the "out of control" bush, imo.
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:26 am (UTC)