'Tis true but I'll give it a shot.

1. We met via [Unknown site tag], have much in common and decided to friend each other.

2. I'm afraid I haven't known you for long enough, but in a few months I'll know what to give you :)

3. You were in Kenya. Uber-cool. It's one of the countries I really want to visit sometime in the future.

4. You read "Cunt" and we talked about it.

5. see #2, though according to your user pics chameleon and pineapple seem to fit :)

6. What exactly did you do in Kenya? (haven't gotten round to reading backwards in your journal).

7. The one with your sexy legs :)