The Worst Poetry in the Galaxy

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Vogon Poetry Generator

Melody's Vogon Poem
See, see the strong sky
Marvel at its big orange depths.
Tell me, Nurit do you
Wonder why the ardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel blah.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fklubt facial growth
That looks like
A mayonnaise.
What's more, it knows
Your barbiturates potting shed
Smells of olive.
Everything under the big strong sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm avocados.--